Saturday, November 11, 2006

Men you gotta love them!

Ok...today I ran to the Super "W" to do the dreaded Grocery shopping for the family. Little did I know I was going to win the the bonus round while I was there. First, I was going along normal as usual plugging away at something that has never been a favorite task. Then I went to the Health and Beauty section and as I went down an aisle there was a "Quality" (notice the sarcasm here) piece of Manly Manhood digging his crotch for all he was worth. I am not talking about the "graze & adjust" method but the "I have living beings imbedded in my special spots" approach. How I was that lucky to be treated to the free matinee I will never know. What I wanted to say was, "Sir, I think the ointment you are looking for is 3 aisles down....Oh, and Thank You for shopping at your Neighboor WalM^rt."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha...eeeewwwwwww!!! And I'm sure the encore was a combination belch and fart...

battynurse said...

I agree with the hahaha and the eeew. Men can be so gross, crude or whatever. At least it was worth a laugh.

Anonymous said...

and we wonder why we're going the SMBC route...

C said...

Ladies - Chelle & Michell...thanks for feeling my pain here. Chelle...isn't that the truth about "why" the SMBC route. Maybe it is also just my luck but I seem to run into this caliber of manhood on a regular basis! LOL