Thursday, January 04, 2007

Trying to Conceive in a CRAZY World

Okie Dokie....I have about 4 months and some change before I begin trying Artificial Inseminations with an Anonymous Sperm Donor from a Sperm Bank. During this time I am charting my cycles, purchasing my vials of "man in a can" and just trying to get my ducks in a row. Wow, who would have ever thought I would be running along this path I have chosen...NOT me, Sister. Just shows you that you never know which way life may lead you. I am expecting AF (My Period) to arrive tomorrow. Yipee....4 more Periods until....IT'S TIME TO RUMBLE!
NOW TIME FOR A FUNNY STORY!
I have been in Teacher Conferences at a County Seminar since Tuesday and we finish tomorrow...Yippee! Anyway, today during one of the Upper Mgmt Speakers Power Point presentation, one of the IT Administrators from the School Board fell asleep and let out a HUGE snore, scared himself and fell out of his seat and took down his glass of OJ with him. Now, you can go somewhere and pay 100's of dollars to to be entertained OR you can just go to Work Seminar/Conferences & watch the freak show for free. Now, this episode occured in a room of about 155 Teachers, 35 Professors, 65 County Admins, 50 Upper, Upper MGMT Execs, etc. This guy is INSANE...since Tuesday he has been sleeping off/on during the speakers presentations....today just took the cake. Once we found out he was OK, the room just lost it....I am sorry but hey, that is Freaking Hilarious......Damn! The GREAT news, I received an Abdominal WORKOUT from laughing so hard & I have NOT had to do one sit-up!

6 comments:

Vanessa said...

OH Poor guy, he must be humiliated! But it is pretty funny. And just when you thought it was going to be dull. Goes to show that you cant expect the unexpected :)

Chelle said...

I wonder if he has a new baby at home?

C said...

Michell, sweet of you to think that but... he is single with no kids. In his words, he stays up late playing playstation almost every single night/ early morning.

singletracey said...

Hey there! Let the countdown begin! I cant wait for you to start TTC and hope you get that first time BFP!!!!!!!!!!

battynurse said...

Ok, that is a funny story. No he probably didn't laugh but I'm sure he will someday. I know I got a good laugh. Also, I love your expression man in a can. That's good.

Chelle said...

Okay, I'm old, but Playstation? BAD excuse for falling to sleep at work... It is a crazy world!!!!